So I'm walking to class, right? I'm just strollin' down the street when I have to wait at a crosswalk. On the other side of the road, I witnessed the most awkward walk/strut/gait/obscenity of my life. After a few seconds, I realized the WALK sign turned green already, but I was standing wide-eyed at this ridiculosity of a walk. Here are a few mental pictures that I provided for another friend...
Take Shaggy's walk from Scooby Doo. Take away all movement from the arms and make them rigid at the side. Widen the steps by about another foot or so. Yeah? Yeah. Awkward. Here's another one: Imagine a midget standing completely straight and rigid. Now add 6 foot stilts. Then slap him on the ass, telling him to walk long and slow.
Maybe my day was just way too boring and that's why I noticed it, or maybe this kid needs walking therapy. It's your call.
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